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Subject: A Democrat For Five Minutes!

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Subject: A Democrat For Five Minutes!

I was driving from Iowa City to Cedar Rapids the other day when a tire
blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only
option
was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, "Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied.

"You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the
old
man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question.

Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver
gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be
few
Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.

She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

"Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous
woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up
her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped,
I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes,
and already I want to screw somebody."

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